Oh yes on Easter Sunday it’s important to trot out the myriad of lame excuses of a Kool-aid drinking Price fan: He walks on the water, none of it is His fault, He’s never done wrong, never let the team down with lethargic play, bad goals, soft goals immediately after the CH score a hard-fought goal, the free passes continue for He is Golden Boy and it’s always somebody else’s fault. The goalie of the future has yet to deliver, has gone one round in His career and just put to bed a three year playoff losing streak at home. The Price Kool Aid drinkers walk lockstep towards groupthink and monkey see, monkey do-land.
I dare you Scarey Price, go one round.
How dare Halak go two rounds making 40-50 saves a game to bail out his porous defence. Canadiens win again! I hate you Halak. Your fans are “Onanists” because you have shown up The Anointed One. We don’t want to win. We want Scarey Price to fail again so we can thank Halak for his remarkable feats by throwing mud pies at him like someone having a Terrible Two tantrum. Impressive.
One round. Just go one round.
No? Poo poo on Halak we hate you. And pee pee too. Pathetic.
///Thanks for listening, Geoff Molson.
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